568

"14 years ago you subscribed to my YouTube channel & I never thanked you...UNTIL NOW!  Thanks for subscribing!  I figured it would be a cooler surprise if I waited at least a decade!  Be honest, you never saw it coming did you?  Anyways, when's the next Skyrim episode?" 

567

"Thanks for subscribing...14 years ago!  I don't play that game so I'm not sure I could hit that trick shot, but I do know a thing or 2 about hitting trick shots in Minecraft.  Nice work!"

 

566

 

"Just stopped by to thank you for subscribing to my channel 14 years ago.  You're probably aghast that it took me so long, and I don't blame you."

565

 

"It may have taken me 14 years to thank you for subscribing to my YouTube channel, but better late than never right?  Thanks for subscribing."

564

 

"On Sun, Jun 26, 2011 at 8:23 PM something epic happened.  You subscribed to my YouTube channel.  I'm a little late in saying thank you, but thanks."

563

"YouTube sent me an e-mail saying you subscribed to my channel.  I appreciate your faith in my abilities & will not rest until I've laid waste to all those who have not subscribed."

562

"I was going through some old e-mails & I saw I missed an e-mail from YouTube on Sun, Jun 26, 2011 at 8:17 PM letting me know that you had subscribed to my channel.  Just wanted to say thank you, and let you know that even though I had no idea you were watching my videos, your support has been crucial to my lack of success. ;p"