Sunday, December 11, 2011


521. "Thanks for subscribing. You're not as dumb as Stumblez looks." - Spin

522. "I'm trying to thank more people than @jonathuggg, could you please delete his comment & forget it ever happened? Thanks for subscribing." - Spin

523. "Thanks for subscribing Jamie. I'm putting you on the waiting list to get on @ZackScott's server. There is only 20,472 people ahead of you so keep your fingers crossed." - Spin

524. "Thanks for subscribing, but you shouldn't just do anything @ZackScott tells you to do." - Spin

525. "I see that @brockNoid didn't feel you were worthy of dubbing a "Noid". Thanks for subscribing." - Spin

In Response To @brockNoid: "Hey slazaz, thanks for subscribing!"

526. "Thanks for subscribing. Could you leave this module up, but disallow farther comments? If so, I want you to do that, and then subscribe to @jonathuggg. He'll see my comment and not be able to add his own.

Message to Jonathuggg: NANNER NANNER NANNER!" - Spin

527. "Thanks for subscribing. I see @SwimmingBirdFly beat me here by 6 hours. I should be fired for slacking off." - Spin

528. "Thanks for subscribing. @SwimmingBirdFly sure is long winded isn't he?" - Spin

In Response To: "Thanks for subscribing SpaceBannana! It helps me a lot! How are things down under? I'm both captivated and terrified by Australia...I'm sure it's amazing, but it seems like there are a ton of deadly animals and extreme climates to worry about. I'm rambling now, but I guess if you're in a city you don't have to mind that stuff too much, right?"

529. "Thanks for subscribing. How the heck is Rozz in your featured module & I'm not? He's DEAD for heavens sake, give me his spot." - Spin

530. "Thanks for subscribing Maggie. Don't be surprised if @jonathuggg starts sending you messages. He likes really young girls." - Spin (jonathugg had recently thanked her as well)

531. "Thanks for subscribing. You should be careful. @J_Dahla said he was planning a prank to pull on you." - Spin

532. "Thanks for subscribing. I could totally kick @AtheneLOL's butt at Minecraft." - Spin (Athene calls himself the best gamer in the world & this guy was a fan.)

533. "Thanks for subscribing. I see you watched Morris get some lumber. I've got lots of wood as well." - Spin (she subbed after watching Sam's video)

534. "Stay the hell off my channel or I'll stuff you in a burlap sack & throw you in the river. Thanks for the sub though." - Spin (username: MrJustKitten)

535. "Thanks for subscribing. I'm currently a grey belt in Tae Kwon Do. Every time I get a new belt it's always grey...I'm about to give up." - Spin (bragged about his blue belt & I'm colorblind)

536. "I noticed that a female subbed my channel so I rushed right over. Then I saw you were married & favorited cat I'm no longer all that excited. Thanks for subbing." - Spin

537. "Thanks for subscribing. Do you have cats in Australia? If not, what do you use for target practice?" - Spin

538. "Thanks for subscribing to my channel. @mrcmoes just showed me his montage of pixilated Scottland dicks. I'm trying to get him to upload it to his channel." - Spin

539. "Thanks for subscribing. I see that you like Peter's Buns. He'll be thrilled, @petercoffin's been working really hard with his new "Buns Of Steel" DVD." - Spin

540. "Thanks for subscribing. In honor of your subscribing to my channel I dub thee BradNoid. Now go subscribe to @brockNoid's channel. I'm betting he has nothing to say now." - Spin (Brock dubs everyone a "Noid" after they sub him.)

Saturday, December 10, 2011


501. "Thanks for subscribing. Your channel deserves much more views." - Spin (user had 0 uploads)

502. "Thanks for subscribing. I don't know why it took you 2 years to do it...but thanks..." - Spin (user joined YouTube 2 years ago)

503. "Thanks for subscribing. You can now watch my videos an unlimited amount of times for FREE! (just don't read the fine print)" - Spin

504. "Thanks for subscribing. I've already watched all my videos, but feel free to enjoy my sloppy seconds." - Spin

505. "Thanks for subscribing. I know why your profile picture is so happy....he's yellow." - Spin (had a smile face as a profile picture)

506. "Thanks for subscribing. It's not the size of the rocker that matters. It's the amount of drugs they do that really counts." - Spin (username: LittleRocker)

507. "Thanks for subscribing. You complete me." - Spin

508. "Thanks for subscribing dickinator!" - Spin (username: thenickinator1)

2nd Comment: "Oops...typo..." - Spin (no it wasn't)

509. "Thanks for subscribing. You don't look 31? I think I'll turn you in to YouTube security for fibbing about your age." - Spin

510. "Thanks for subscribing. I wish all Mexican's who crossed the boarder illegally would just keep on going until they reached Canada." - Spin (username: mexicanawesomeness & he was from Canada)

511. "Thanks for subscribing. By subscribing to my channel you hereby agree to be awesome!
*User also agrees to a monthly subscription fee. To favorite, like & comment on every video. And lastly to feature my channel on his own page for the rest of this channels existence.*" - Spin

512. "Thanks for subscribing JOKE MASTER....bring on the funny. Make me laugh if you can. Buster Keaton's nickname was old stone face...well my nickname is Buster Keaton. Come it! *waits* I'm not laughing..." - Spin (username: jokemaster20091)

513. "Thanks for subscribing. You might be interested to know that Chris Sabo was the starting 3rd baseman for the Cincinnati Reds in 1990 when they won the World Series." - Spin (user was from UK & gave no indication of being interested in baseball)

514. "WAM BAM THANK YOU MAM!" - Spin (username: WamBam) (was a guy...but he looked like a girl)

515. "Thanks for subscribing. You've made me so happy I'm about to cry." - Spin


517. "Thanks for subscribing. Do you know some people have been waiting 6 months for a "Thank You" from me? You got yours in less than 1 day!" - Spin

518. "Thanks for subscribing. I think I have the flu, so you might want to wait a few days before watching my videos." - Spin

519. "Thanks for subscribing. I'll need you to undergo a complete background check before I can decide whether or not to keep you around." - Spin

520. "Thanks for subscribing. I'll get you back some day...just you wait." - Spin

Friday, December 9, 2011


481. "It's too bad your mom wasn't married when she had you. Thanks for subscribing." - Spin (username: FlashbastardDX)

482. "Thanks for subscribing. You should favorite all my videos, then give them all a thumbs up, and if you have time you should tweet them to all your friends, and facebooking them probably wouldn't hurt either. I guess you should share them on Google+, and of course comment on everything. If I think of anything else, I'll let you know. That should be enough to keep you busy for awhile." - Spin

483. "Thanks for subscribing. Now introduce me to the lovely lady who commented before I did." - Spin (there was a hot chick who turned out to be a musician who posted below me...I'm now stalking her)

484. "You & I could make beautiful music together. Assuming you're a talented musician...and of course I'd have to learn to play an instrument...or carry a tune. maybe we couldn't make beautiful music, but thanks for subscribing Brittney." - Spin

485. "Why hello there pretty lady. I came here to thank you for subscribing, but now I don't want to leave. I'm printing out your profile picture now so I can put it in a tiny locket & wear it around my neck every day.

Ok...maybe I'm not, but thanks for subscribing." - Spin

486. "Thanks for subscribing. I'll never forgive you for this." - Spin

487. "Thanks for subscribing. My dream has come true." - Spin

488. "A gaming channel with NO gaming videos. A GREAT IDEA! Why didn't I think of that. Thanks for subscribing." - Spin

489. "Thanks for subscribing. The Irate Gamer is better than the Angry Videogame Nerd." - Spin (he was a AVN fan)

490. "Thanks for subscribing Jordan. I would thank Taylor as well...but I only thank 1 person per subscription." - Spin (channel belonged to 2 people named Taylor & Jordan)

491. "Thanks for subscribing & posting your e-mail. Now I can sell it to spammers." - Spin

492. "Thanks for subscribing, but I never wanted kids of my own." - Spin

493. "Thanks for subscribing. I'll take 1 large with extra cheese & 2 orders of breadsticks." - Spin (username: TMNTPIZZA)

494. "Thanks for subscribing. What a coincidence 6,243 is the number of thank you messages I think I've written today." - Spin (username: dude6243)

495. "It's important to learn from your mistakes so they don't happen again. Which reminds me, thanks for subscribing." - Spin

496. "Thanks for subscribing. I'm not impressed with your programming." - Spin (username: AlexTV)

497. "Thanks for subscribing. You are now more special than most YouTubers...but just a little." - Spin

498. "I just popped your channel's cherry with this comment. Thanks for subscribing." - Spin

499. "Thanks for subscribing. If I made a list of my favorite subscribers, you would rank in the top 2,200. No question about it." - Spin

500. "Thanks for subscribing. You should put the channel comment module up at the very top of your page. After all, this comment is the only thing worth looking at." - Spin

Thursday, December 8, 2011


461. "Thanks for subscribing. It took a lot of courage." - Spin

462. "Thanks for subscribing...even though you only did it to force me to write this message." - Spin

463. "Thanks for subscribing just to spite me." - Spin

465. "Thanks for subscribing, but I think we should slow down. I'm not that kind of YouTuber." - Spin

466. "Thanks for subscribing. So...what are you wearing?" - Spin

467. "Thanks for subscribing Caleb. Before you can become a permanent resident of Spintown, you'll need to kill at least 7 kittens." - Spin

468. "Thanks for subscribing Brandon. Ever since I was forced to take down my pole dance tutorials my channel hasn't been getting many views." - Spin

469. "Thanks for subscribing....and I didn't even have to get you drunk." - Spin

470. "Thanks for subscribing. It was fate." - Spin

471. "Thanks for subscribing. Do want to buy a slightly used couch? I need to sell mine. I've farted on it a number of times while gaming in Scottland. Total collectors item." - Spin

472. "Thanks for subscribing. Can you say hello to Mickey Mouse for me? Let him know I'm sorry about the shin kicking I gave him in '87." - Spin (he was from Orlando)

473. "Thanks for subscribing. It's the most exciting thing to happen to me in the past 37 seconds." - Spin

474. "Thanks for subscribing. Did you know I once beat Carl Sagan in a spelling bee? The man is smart as a whip, but a shit speller." - Spin (he favorited a Carl Sagan video)

475. "Thanks for subscribing. You are now WINNING!" - Spin

476. "Thanks for subscribing. Your neighbor wanted me to ask you to close your blinds while you jerk it in the morning. Apparently he doesn't like to watch." - Spin

477. "SuperVideoHunts is full of shit. Thanks for subscribing" - Spin

In Response To: "You make great videos!" - SuperVideoHunts

478. "Thanks for subscribing. Please don't watch more than your share of my videos. I have to spread them out equally among all my subscribers." - Spin

479. "You have more x's in your name than most of the porn sites I visit. Thanks for subscribing though." - Spin

480. "Thanks for subscribing. I promise not to bother you with videos." - Spin

Wednesday, December 7, 2011


441. "I was going to start a YouTube channel for my penis, but you stole the username I wanted. Thanks for subscribing." - Spin (Username: MrJWillyV)

442. "Thanks for subscribing. I'm sorry for all the napalm." - Spin (he was from Vietnam)

443. "Thanks for subscribing, but I think you should reconsider." - Spin

444. "Thanks for subscribing. What did you bring me?" - Spin

445. "Thanks for subscribing. Didn't I see you at Wal-Mart yesterday?" - Spin

446. "My mother always taught me that it was polite to write thank-you notes... so this is your virtual thank-you note for subscribing to me." - Spin

447. "You forgot to list porn as an interest. Thanks for subscribing though." - Spin

448. "Thanks for subscribing. Please take a number, and when your number is called it's your turn to watch my new video." - Spin

449. "Thanks for subscribing. There is no morning after pill for're stuck with me." - Spin

450. "Thanks for subscribing. Guess you'll learn your lesson about drinking & surfing." - Spin

451. "Thanks for subscribing, but why do you have to be so mean to me?" - Spin

452. "The audience decides if you are an entertainer or not. Thanks for subscribing." - Spin

In Response To: "Im an Entertainer!"

453. "Thanks for subscribing. Could you please tell me what yellow looks like?" - Spin

454. "Thanks for subscribing. I would sub you back, but I don't want my logo next to that other subscriber you have. He looks like he touches kids." - Spin

455. “Thanks for subscribing. I like people who can spell.” - Spin

In Response To: “i ilke people the ae them selfs”

YouTube PM: “You put, i like people that can spell. What do you mean, i would dearly like that if you can get back to me Spintown.This did real puzzle me.”

456. "Thanks for subscribing, I really don't know what else to say. No really, I've been typing these thank you message all day & I'm out of ideas." - Spin

457. "Thanks for subscribing, but we both know this can't last. You're just with me for my looks." - Spin

458. "You should put out some coffee & maybe some cookies for the people who stop by your page. Thanks for subscribing." - Spin

459. "Thanks for subscribing. You just became a better person." - Spin

460. "Thanks for subscribing. Don't hold your breath waiting for me to comment again." - Spin

Tuesday, December 6, 2011


421. "Thanks for subscribing. I was wondering if I could interest you in a set of steak knives?" - Spin

422. "Once upon a time you subscribed to my channel. We all lived happily ever after. Thanks." - Spin

423. "Thanks for subscribing. We close at 1AM, please make sure you're off my channel by then." - Spin

424. "Thanks for subscribing. It makes my penis hard when people do that." - Spin

425. "I really don't know what to say. What you did is just incredible & amazing. Nobody has ever done anything like this for me before. It really is life changing, and I have no idea how I'll make it up to you. Thanks for subscribing." - Spin

426. "Thanks for subscribing, but unfortunately you have failed the mandatory drug test. I run a drug free channel, so your subscription will be voided." - Spin

427. "Your channel is a little bland, so I thought I'd leave this comment to brighten the place up a little. Thanks for subscribing." - Spin

428. "Thanks for subscribing Dave. Long time no see." - Spin (don't know the guy & his name isn't posted, but I saw someone else call him Dave)

429. "Thanks for subscribing. You are prohibited by law to unsubscribe now." - Spin

430. "Thanks for subscribing Will. Only a true fan would watch the crap I upload." - Spin

431. "Thanks for subscribing. I see you like the movie "Labyrinth"? Did you know I was one of the 2 babies used in that film?" - Spin

432. "Thanks for subscribing. I wish I was from Japan, I've always wanted to glow in the dark." - Spin (user was from Japan)

433. "Thanks for subscribing, I think you made the right call." - Spin

434. "Thanks for subscribing, but you clearly don't care about my channel very much. It's been 6 days since you've logged into YouTube, and I expect my subscribers to watch my videos every day." - Spin

435. "I heard you were giving out free flu shots here? While I'm waiting...thanks for subscribing." - Spin

436. "Thanks for subscribing. Maybe one day I can do the same for you. You know...if you ever start uploading good videos." - Spin

437. "Thanks for subscribing Vance, but will you please tell Tom I don't want to be his friend on MySpace?" - Spin (Username: TomAndVance)

438. "Thanks for subscribing. In honor of your subscription I will now count to 115,283." - Spin (Username: 115283)

439. "Thanks for subscribing. If you ever sneak across the boarder I'd like to shake your hand...but then of course I'd have to turn you that's a bad idea." - Spin (user was from Mexico)

440. "Thanks for subscribing. I see you favorited the same booty shaking video I did. Very cool." - Spin


401. "Thanks for subscribing. It made me all tingly on the inside." - Spin

402. "Thanks for subscribing. While you're on my channel just remember, if you break it, you bought it." - Spin

403. "Thanks for subscribing. I once knew someone from Puerto Rico...JUST KIDDING...I don't talk to people from Puerto Rico. lol" - Spin

404. "Thanks for subscribing. If you play my videos backwards you'll hear a different Michael Jackson song in each one." - Spin

405. "Thanks for subscribing. I can't tell you what this means to I won't try." - Spin

406. "Thanks for subscribing. I love your country, but every time I visit they cane me." - Spin (he was from Singapore.)

407. "Thanks for subscribing. Harry Potter is the devil." - Spin

YouTube Response: "How is Harry Potter the devil?"

My Response: "The works of JK Rowling & the Harry Potter books are training manuals for the occult."

408. "Thanks for subscribing. If you have any suggestions for my channel, please leave them in the suggestion box. DO NOT PM THEM TO ME. Use suggestion box only." - Spin

409. "Thanks for subscribing. I'd have thanked you sooner, but I was busy drinking a glass of water." - Spin

410. "Thanks for subscribing. Do you know when the McRib is coming back?" - Spin

411. "Thanks for subscribing. You never told me how those new corrective shoes worked out?" - Spin

412. "Thanks for subscribing. I keep hitting your subscribe button, but it doesn't seem to be working?" - Spin (I never tried subscribing)

413. "Thanks for subscribing. TAG! YOU'RE IT!" - Spin

414. "Thanks for subscribing. You better hope your English teacher doesn't read your profile." - Spin

415. "Thanks for subscribing. My new account is BigBlackBootyz, please go subscribe." - Spin

416. "Thanks for subscribing. I can't taste Orange cause I'm colorblind. :(" - Spin (Username: EliTastesOrange)

417. "I don't have time to write a thank you for subscribing message for you today. Maybe next week I can fit it in." - Spin

418. "Thanks for subscribing & making your life just a little less productive." - Spin

419. "Thanks for subscribing. Your channel needs more banjo." - Spin

420. "Thanks for subscribing. Please read the channel rules before watching any of the videos." - Spin

Sunday, December 4, 2011


381. "Thanks for subscribing. Do you believe in love at first subscription?" - Spin

382. "Thanks for subscribing. This thank you message was brought to you by Sunkist. Feel All Orange Inside." - Spin

383. "Thanks for subscribing. I love the background you have for this channel." - Spin (was plain grey)

384. "I'm sending you a bill from my doctor. I sprained my wrist trying to type this thank you message." - Spin

385. "Thanks for subscribing. I like animated boobs as well." - Spin (He said he likes manga & anime.)

386. "Thanks for subscribing. Watch the next season of "So You Think You Can Dance" on FOX, cause I'm going to bust a move on that show." - Spin

387. "I decided to stop practicing my body rolls long enough to say, thanks for subscribing." - Spin

388. "Thanks for subscribing. You sound like a top notch attention whore." - Spin

389. "Thanks for subscribing. I can't seem to get my remote control to work on YouTube. Do you know what I'm doing wrong?" - Spin

390. "How do you get to Pataskala from i75? I want to thank you for subscribing in person." - Spin

391. "Thanks for subscribing. I noticed that one of my links was missing on my channel page. I'm not saying you took it....but I'm going to go to bed...and if it's back in the morning...well...I'll forget the entire matter." - Spin

392. "Thanks for subscribing. If you ever start watching "Old Yeller" turn it off before you get to the end. *cries into shirt*" - Spin

393. "Thanks for subscribing, but YouTube sends me an annoying e-mail everytime someone does that. So please don't do it again." - Spin

394. "Thanks for subscribing. I once knew a guy who knew a guy that was almost once in the vicinity of the UK. We have so much in common." - Spin (guy was from UK)

395. "Thanks for subscribing. You have touched me, in a good way." - Spin

396. "Thanks for subscribing. Unfortunately you were surfing the web just a little too fast, so I'm going to need to see your license & registration please." - Spin

397. "Thanks for subscribing. Could you watch each of my videos 100 times? It would help a lot." - Spin

398. "Thanks for subscribing. You have given me the will to go on living." - Spin

399. "Quick turn on FOX NEWS, the weather girl on TV right now is SO hot! Oh, and thanks for subscribing." - Spin

400. "Thanks for subscribing. Is Tony short for Tonya?" - Spin (his name was Tony)

Saturday, December 3, 2011


361. "Hello, my name is Lucy & I'm Spin's intern. He's a little busy at the moment, so I'm thanking his new subscribers for him. THANKS A LOT!" - Spin

362. "Spin said I have to thank all his new subscribers for him. So thank you for subscribing to his channel. BTW, I'm his intern Lucy. Nice to meet you. :D" - Spin

363. "Hello, my name is Lucy, and I'm Spin's assistant. I'm not allowed to go home today until I thank 50 subscribers for him. So thank you for subscribing to his channel." - Spin

364. "Hello, my name is Lucy, and I'm Spin's assistant. Will you please have your friends subscribe to his channel? He beats me when he doesn't get at least 4 new subscribers a day. Please hurry, and thanks for subscribing to him." - Spin

365. "Hello, my name is Lucy, and I'm Spin's assistant. Thanks for subscribing to his channel. (help me...please)" - Spin

366. "Thanks for subscribing. I'm having some trouble with my assistant. If you hear screaming while on my channel...don't call the police." - Spin

367. "Thanks for subscribing & buying a SpinTunes thong from my store!" - Spin (link to SpinTunes thong)

368. "Today's The Day I thank you for subscribing. Mark it on your calendar & celebrate it each year." - Spin

369. "I had a dream last night in which everything wrong in my life went right, and much to my surprise it was a quick transition. It played out so vividly that's it's hard to describe what it did to me. Suffice to say I took it as a premonition. Today's the day I get a move on. Today's the day I change. Today's the day that I improve on who I am and everything I do. Today's the day that I break up with you. There's no talking me out of it, so don't even try. But even though we're through, I want to thank you for subscribing." - @InverseClown & edited by Spin

370. "You are not unbeatable. I just lost The Game, and so did you. Thanks for subscribing though." - Spin (Username: xUnbeatabl3x)

371. "Thanks for subscribing, but real fans follow me on Twitter, Google+, Blogger, DailyBooth & BandCamp." - Spin

372. "Thanks for subscribing. I know this is a little late, but I didn't want to make you feel too important by thanking you right away." - Spin

373. "Thanks for subscribing, but because you are under the age of 18 I'm going to need a letter from your parents saying it's ok for you to watch my videos." - Spin

YouTube Response: "hey spin i have no parents. but i like you anyway coz you dont like cats like me"

374. "Thanks for subscribing & voting for me in the sexiest member of Scottland poll." - Spin

375. "Thanks for subscribing. Should I put the new videos on your porch, in your driveway or in your mailbox?" - Spin

376. "Don't feel special, @jonathuggg says that to all the boys. Thanks for subscribing though." - Spin

In Response To @jonathuggg: "Thanks for subscribing!! You are officially a Thuggg Nugget!!"

377. "Thanks for subscribing. @mmp_2011 said I should say something nice about the channels who sub me....but I can't think of anything nice about this. Sorry." - Spin

378. "@LDShadowLady is forcing me to say "Thank you for subscribing." So...thanks..." - Spin

379. "Thanks for subscribing. I hate @ZackScott." - Spin

380. "Thanks for subscribing, now please stay on your side of the boarder." - Spin (he was from Mexico)

Friday, December 2, 2011


341. "Thanks for subscribing, it's honestly helped me very little." - Spin

In Response To @SwimmingBirdFly: "Thanks for subscribing *username*! It honestly helps me a lot."

342. "Thanks for subscribing! you are no longer officially a Thuggg Nugget!" - Spin

In Response To @jonathuggg: "Thanks for subscribing!! You are officially a Thuggg Nugget!!"

343. "Thanks for subscribing. @jonathuggg & @SwimmingBirdFly say the same thing to everyone. I'm at least pretending to care by saying something different each time." - Spin

344. "Thanks for subscribing, but this is not Spin's YouTube channel. @ZackScott put the wrong link in the description of his videos. Please go find the correct channel." - Spin

345. "Thanks for subscribing. Could you put me between @crazykickasskat & @LDShadowLady in your module? That would be one sexy sandwich." - Spin (both girls were in his featured channels mod)

346. "Thanks for subscribing Mr. NuggetNoid!" - Spin

In Response To @brockNoid: "Thanks for subscribing! In honor of your support, I dub thee dragoNoid!"

In Response To @jonathuggg: "Thanks for subscribing!! You are officially a Thuggg Nugget!!"

347. "Thanks for subscribing you should ask @ZackScott to let you on the server." - Spin

348. "Thanks for subscribing. I've been rebuilding my place all day because @heytallman blew it up." - Spin

349. "Thanks for subscribing. It helps @SwimmingBirdFly out a lot." - Spin

In Response To @SwimmingBirdFly: "Thanks for subscribing *username*! It honestly helps me a lot."

350. "Thanks for subscribing. @mmp_2011 really appreciates that I have to stop whipping her long enough to type this." - Spin

351. "Thanks for subscribing! In honor of your support, now take away the stupid name Brock gave you." - Spin

In Response To @brockNoid: "Thank you for subscribing!  In honor of your support, I dub thee joeNoid!"

352. "Thanks for subscribing! In honor of your support, I dub thee ShuflyNoid!" - Spin

353. "In honor of you subscribing to my channel, I dub thee Ben." - Spin (His name was Ben)

354. "Thanks for subscribing. ZackScottGames is being bought by DesiLu Productions, and they have decided to cut my character from the show. Don't be mad at @ZackScott because he has no say in the matter." - Spin

355. "Thanks for subscribing. Someone should really tell @jonathuggg that he has his hat on backwards." - Spin

356. "Thanks for subscribing. If you can find the hidden anotation in my @mikelombardo interview it has a URL that leads to a nude picture of @heytallman & @mmp_2011." - Spin

357. "Thanks for subscribing. I had my slaves (@heytallman included) have sex with 500 people, 250 of which were subscribed to me. Turns out that all of the people who were subscribed to me were much better in bed than the people who were not. So congrats on becoming a stud in bed." - Spin

358. "Thanks for subscribing Will. I notice that @jonathuggg didnt' take the time to learn your real name." - Spin

359. "I would thank you for subscribing, but I don't want to be a suck up like @SwimmingBirdFly is." - Spin

In Response To @SwimmingBirdFly: "Thanks for subscribing *username*! It honestly helps me a lot."

360. "Thanks for subscribing. @LDShadowLady said you suck at COD. Is that true?" - Spin (user was a huge COD fan)


321. "Thanks for subscribing, but please stop sending me spoilers of House every week." - Spin

322. "I stopped watching porn long enough to thank you for subscribing. The things my penis puts up with for YouTube..." - Spin

323. "Thanks for subscribing...oh and Santa isn't real." - Spin

324. "Thanks for subscribing & happy birthday!" - Spin (wasn't his birthday as far as I know)

325. "Thanks for subscribing, but I think your country is racist." - Spin (he was from Niger)

326. "Based off the music you like in the sidebar, I think you would love listening to "Let's Go Bang" by Jennifer Love Hewitt." - Spin (he listed a bunch of death metal bands)

327. "Thanks for subscribing, now do me a favor die a slow painful death." - Spin (was a racist troll)

328. "Thanks for subscribing. I have a problem wire...or blue wire? If you could respond asap it would be appreciated." - Spin

329. "Thanks for subscribing. The only bad thing about being homeschooled is having to take your mom or sister to prom." - Spin (he bragged about being homeschooled)

330. "Thanks for subscribing. If you can tell me how many words that start with the letter "C" are spoken in the movie "Terror On A Train" (1953) you win a new Minecraft code. The deadline for submitting an answer is 9AM today." - Spin (he had 30 minutes)

331. "Thanks for subscribing, it felt great." - Spin

332. "I don't know why you wanted me to comment on your channel so badly, but you can stop asking me to now. You also don't have to pay me like you said you would...this is a long as you stop bothering me. Thanks for subscribing." - Spin

333. "Thanks for subscribing. If I had a nickle for everytime I've typed that...I'd still hate typing it." - Spin

334. "Thanks for subscribing. Did you know I have a blog called "Thank You For Subscribing"?" - Spin

335. "I'm not sure how you found out about my channel, but I would appreciate it if you didn't tell anyone else. I'm trying to keep my channel on the down low...thanks." - Spin

336. "Thanks for subscribing. Please obey all the laws of Spintown while on my channel." - Spin

337. "Thanks for subscribing. If you get the chance you should subscribe to ZackScottGames." - Spin (I know he subbed me because of Zack)

338. "Thanks for subscribing. I asked my psychic if this was a good match, and she said you would betray me. :(" - Spin

339. "Thanks for subscribing. Don't be shocked if that check bounces though..." - Spin

340. "Thanks for subscribing. I see you live in Michigan. I wish you all the luck in the'll need it." - Spin

Saturday, November 19, 2011


301. "Thanks for subscribing. Unless you clicked the sub button by mistake, then I'm here to let you know there's no take backs." - Spin

302. "Thanks for subscribing. Could you tell me how to get my floppy disk into this new laptop? I can't figure out where it goes?" - Spin

303. "Thanks for subscribing. You put the weenies in my beanies." - Spin

304. "Thanks for subscribing. Do you know who the actor was in the 1939 film "Ice Follies Of 1939" that looked a lot like James Stewart?" - Spin

305. "Thanks for subscribing. On an unrelated do you go about blocking someone on YouTube." - Spin

306. "Thank you for subscribing." - Spin (This may not seem very creative, but I left this message 49 times tonight, and each time I left it in a different language. Including: Arabic, Afrikaans, Dutch, Filipino, French, German, Greek, Irish, Italian, Latin, Polish, Russian, Spanish, Welsh, Albanian, Bengali, Bulgarian, Croatian, Czech, Danish, Estonian, Finnish, Galician, Georgian, Gujarati, Haitian Creole, Hindi, Hungarian, Icelandic, Indonesian, Kannada, Latvian, Macedonian, Malay, Maltese, Norwegian, Portuguese, Romanian, Serbian, Slovak, Slovenian, Swahili, Swedish, Tamil, Telugu, Thai, Turkish, Ukrainian & Vietnamese.)

307. "Thanks for subscribing. Did you know that on average you burn 2 calories each time you watch a YouTube video? When you watch one of my videos you burn 3 calories. Keep watching healthy via Spintown!" - Spin

308. "Thanks for subscribing, you might want to take @MisterRozz off your "Other Channel" mod. He died, and it's kind of disrespectful to keep it up there." - Spin

309. "Thanks for subscribing. Now you're supposed to say, "You're welcome." ....I'm waiting..." - Spin

310. "@jonathuggg told me what you said about me. I think you're a big jerk now, but thanks for subscribing." - Spin

311. "Thanks for subscribing. What color is this background?" - Spin

312. "Kinda full of yourself according to your profile, but thanks for subscribing." - Spin

313. "Thanks for subscribing. Too bad you subscribed on August 4th. I gave away free Minecraft codes to half of the people who subscribed on August 5th." - Spin

314. "Thanks for subscribing. Are you called "LadiesMan" because you're built like a lady?" - Spin

315. "You like My Little Pony? COME ON! Grow a pair. Thanks for subscribing though." - Spin

316. "Thanks for the sub, but I'm not convinced your heart was in it." - Spin

317. "Thanks for subscribing, but only assholes sub 4 sub." - Spin

318. "Thanks for subscribing, but what makes your meat so super?" - Spin (username: SuperMeatBoy1111)

319. "Thanks for subscribing. Didn't I see you on Jerry Springer?" - Spin

320. "Thanks for subscribing, but if you use cheats on your channel I can't except your subscription." - Spin

Friday, November 18, 2011


281. "Thanks for subscribing, next time we raid your house I'll feel just a little bit guilty." - Spin (@JustinDP's channel)

282. "Thanks for making me write this stupid thank you." - Spin

283. "I'm on top of @crazykickasskat...this is so hot. Thanks for advert your eyes so we can get it on." - Spin (Kate commented before I did)

284. "Thanks for subscribing, and while I’m here I might as well thank you for unsubscribing." - Spin

285. "I couldn't decide whether to thank people for subscribing tonight, or to trim my toenails. Thanks for subscribing, and congrats for being more important than my toenails." - Spin

286. "THANKS FOR SUBSCRIBING JHFREIMARK!!!!!! (Notice how I used all CAPS & more exclaimation marks than's because I care more.)" - Spin

287. "Thanks for subscribing. (Did that sound sincere? It's really hard to fake sincerity, but I'm trying really hard.)" - Spin

288. "Thanks for subscribing. Would you mind writing a letter to my family telling them I'm finally a success?" - Spin

289. "Thanks for the sub. You are the wind beneath my wings." - Spin

290. "Thanks for subscribing. You're as good a gamer as @ijustine!" - Spin

291. "Thanks for subscribing. I'm watching a commercial & can't decide if I should buy the SoniCrafter by Rockwell. What do you think?" - Spin

292. "I want to thank you for subscribing in the form of a chain letter. You must now go thank 10 of your own subscribers...even if you've already thanked them all. If you don't follow through with this a great darkness will fall upon you & your family." - Spin

293. "Thanks for subscribing. I now forgive you for WW2. All is good." - Spin (he was from Germany)

294. "Thanks for subscribing. Don't forget to use the secret knock before entering my channel." - Spin

295. "Thanks for the sub, but that video wasn't the funniest ever. False advertising isn't cool man." - Spin (had a video called “Funniest Video Ever”)

296. "Thanks for subscribing. Do you know how to unscramble the porn channels in motel rooms?" - Spin

297. "Most people usually send me a message after subscribing. Usually along the lines of, "Thank you for letting me subscribe to this awesome channel." I will overlook this mistake...but I don't really appreciate you being so ungrateful. Thanks for subscribing I guess." - Spin

298. "Thanks for subscribing. Subbing is like getting to first base...don't try to steal second...I'm not that kind of guy." - Spin

299. “Per our collective bargaining agreement, I am obligated to thank you for subscribing. We'll revisit this issue at negotiations.” - @brennemania

300. "Thanks for subscribing. Oh look, I get to be on top of @crazykickasskat! She normally likes the bottom." - Spin (Kate commented before I did)

Tuesday, November 15, 2011


261. "Thanks for subscribing. @jonathuggg may have said it first, but I really mean it." - Spin

262. "If I kill MEEKAKITTY can I have her spot in the "Awesome People" box? Thanks for subscribing." - Spin (MEEKAKITTY was in his promoted channels box)

263. "Thanks for the sub. I'd sub you back but you currently have 7 subscribers. That is my lucky number & I don't want to change it." - Spin

264. "Thank you for subscribing. I love you." - @dr_lindyke

265. "I'll let you subscribe, but only cause I feel sorry for you. After don't know what real bacon is. Thanks for the sub." - Spin (he was from Canada)

266. "Thanks for the sub, your profile pic looks very familiar to me." - Spin (the picture was blank)

267. In Response To: "you were my 3,000th subscriber! :D :D :D THANK YOU!" - @macaroon1

"You were not my 3,000th must now go get about 1,000 of your friends to subscribe. Thanks for the sub though." - Spin

268. "After much time & consideration I have decided to approve your subscription. Congrats, and thanks." - Spin

269. "Congrats on subscribing to my channel. I hope you can handle the responsibility." - Spin

270. "Thanks for subscribing. I hope you washed your hands before clicking my subscribe button though." - Spin

271. "@jonathuggg wanted me to take his thank you back. He prematurely thanked you & his heart wasn't in it. I however...honestly thank you for subscribing." - Spin

272. "I know you're just trying to pressure me into making videos...but thanks for subscribing." - Spin

273. "Thanks for the sub, but you will need to sign a waiver stating that I will not be held responsible for any injury you may incur while on my channel." - Spin

274. In Response To: "Thanks for subscribing!! You are officially a Thuggg Nugget!!" - @jonathuggg

"Are you going to let @jonathuggg call you names like that? Anyways, thanks for subscribing." - Spin

275. "I knew that if you trained long & hard enough you would be able to do it. Thanks for subscribing." - Spin

276. "Thank you for subscribing, but the Princess is in another castle." - Spin (user was a Nintendo fan)

277. "Thanks for subscribing. Was it all the nude girls in my videos or my charming personality that got you to sub?" - Spin

278. "Thanks for subscribing, but would you still care if my last name wasn't Scott?" - Spin

279. "Thanks for subscribing. Your subscription will be considered probationary for the first year. If I don't have any trouble from you during that time, I will remove your probationary status." - Spin

280. "Thanks for the sub. *insert funny comment*" - Spin

Monday, November 14, 2011


241. "Thanks for subscribing. If you like dubstep, you will LOVE Inverse T. Clown." - Spin

242. "Thanks for subscribing. I will name this cat carcass in your honor." - Spin

243. "Move along...nothing to see here...thanks for subbing though." - Spin

244. "Thanks for subscribing...did you feel the earth move?" - Spin

245. "FRIST!

Could you delete all the comments before mine? Thanks for subscribing." - Spin

246. "Thanks for the sub, I knew all the bad things I heard about you weren't true."
- Spin

247. "Thanks for the sub, now go watch every video on my channel & write a 5 page summary. It's due on Dec. 11th." - Spin

248. "Unfortunately, in order to continue thanking new subscribers, I have to use the investments of current subscribers. Please submit 10 unique "thank you for subscribing messages" within five business days.

PS: I don't want this system to crash like it did on Bernie." - Edric Haleen

249. "Thank you for subscribing. I promise it won't hurt...much." - @ethanjivey

250. "Thanks for subscribing. You have touched me deeply." - @dr_lindyke

251. "Thanks for subscribing. My channel is located in the US, and I'm going to need to see your greencard before you watch any of my videos." - Spin

252. "I got an e-mail saying you hit the big yellow button on my channel. Don't you touch that button again or there will be hell to pay." - Spin

253. "Thanks for the sub. I normally like to say something funny now...but I got nothing." - Spin

254. "Let me apologize in advance for anything you might see on my channel. Thanks for subscribing." - Spin

255. "Your videos are the greatest, thanks for subscribing." - Spin (user had 0 uploads)

256. "Thanks for subscribing. If you can find the hidden picture of Zack Scott in "Internet People 2" you win a spot on his server!" - Spin

257. "Thanks for the sub, you sir are the reason I make videos. JUST FOR YOU, so don't go sharing them with your friends." - Spin

258. "Thanks you for subscribing. I've got a headache, so please keep the noise down while you're on my channel." - Spin

259. "If you subscribe to @jonathuggg & he leaves a comment here...let me know right away. I know he's planning something be careful. Thanks for subscribing." - Spin

260. "Thanks for subscribing, and for the last time the answer is NO." - Spin (to the best of my knowledge he's never asked me anything)

Saturday, November 12, 2011


221. "Thank you for subscribing, but before being granted full access to my channel you must first go to Kina Grannis's channel & request that she cover "Today's The Day" by Inverse T. Clown. Otherwise you will not be allowed to see the videos of me mud wrestling with Zap from the original American Gladiators." - Spin

222. "You're 30 and the school you have listed is a Middle School? Don't worry 6th grade is a lot easier the 16 time around. Thanks for subscribing." - Spin

223. "Subscribing to me is an early warning sign of acute appendicitis. Thank you for the sub; now please, go to the emergency room." - @brennemania

224. "Thank you for subscribing. To prove you are not a spammer, I want you to tell me how many fingers I'm holding up right now." - Spin

225. "Thanks for subscribing. Someone told me you were a homo, so if this is an attempt to get in my pants...I don't swing that way." - Spin

226. "Thanks for subscribing. Do you have a cup a sugar I could borrow?" - Spin

227. "Thanks for subscribing. I don't remember getting your subscription fee though? Might want to resend it just to be safe." - Spin

228. "Thanks for subscribing. My videos aren't as bad when you're drunk." - Spin

229. "Thanks for subscribing. You might have just been exposed to a computer virus. My bad." - Spin

230. "Thanks for subscribing. I'm sorry @jonathuggg couldn't find anything funny to say. Everyone from Scottland can't be as funny as I am I guess. - Spin (jonathuggg thanked him for subbing right before I did)

231. "Suck my big black dick. Did I say you could subscribe to my videos? You're a fag, and I demand you unsub. This is not Mac. I repeat, Mac did not hack my channel, and this is not Mac.

PS: Mac is awesome...but this is not Mac." - Spin

232. "Thanks for subscribing. This is probably the most important thing you will ever do in your life." - Spin

233. "Thanks for subscribing, but you really shouldn't have." - Spin

234. "Why don't you like trolls? I'm not trying to offend you, but that seems kind of racist to me. Thanks for subscribing aways." - Spin

- In Channel Description: Not that it needs to be said but trolling and flaming here will not be tolerated and will be dealt with swiftly.

235. "I can't see why you would want to do something so awful, but thanks for subscribing." - Spin

236. "Dang it @jonathuggg beat me. As long as you love me more, I guess that's ok. Thanks for subscribing." - Spin (jonathugg thanked him just before I did)

237. "Thanks for subscribing, but please do not poop on the floor. I shouldn't have to say that, but you would be surprised how often this comes up." - Spin

238. "Thanks for subscribing. Please keep your hands above your waist while watching my videos." - Spin

239. "I was about to thank you for subscribing to my channel. But then I saw you were promoting emilyracoon's channel. That tells me that you clearly have no taste, and I'm now offended that you have subscribed to my channel." - Spin

- YouTube Response: You see i wouldn't blame you for not liking Emily she can be mean at times.. I mean shes mean to me and my friends thats why i dont talk to her anymore.... i could unsubscribe if you want.? Or i can just like remove her from my sub box idk if theres anything else i can do.. but ... idk your choice man.

- My Response: "Yes, do all of the above & send her a message telling her why you unsubbed."

240. "Thanks for subscribing, but don't you fucking dare friend request me." - Spin

Sunday, June 26, 2011


201. "Thank you for subscribing. Glad you finally made it...noob." - @ethanjivey

202. "Thank you for subscribing, I just favorited your subscription." - @dr_lindyke

203. "Thank you for subscribing. Now cough." - @SammyKablam

204. "Put some gloves on before hitting that subscribe button next time. You hands are fucking cold." - Spin (his name was "MrFreezingfingers")

205. "Thanks for subscribing. You're welcome to look around, but please don't handle the merchandise." - Spin

206. "Thank you for subscribing. This has earned you 10 pity points." - @dr_lindyke

207. "Thanks for subscribing. You're now at "Subscriber Level"! Convince five more to subscribe to unlock your next Achievement Level!" - @RockingJamboree

208. "Thank you for subscribing. Please drive thru." - @spencersokol

209. "Thank you for subscribing. I have signed you up for the car pool, please pick me up at 10." - @Calliopeva

210. "Thank you for subscribing. Please send me a photo of your mom. I rather like older women..." - @Calliopeva

211. "Thank you for subscribing. Unfortunately I see you also subscribe to Shane Dawson. I've been fueding with Shane for the past 7 months, and I no longer allow his followers to subscribe to me. So it looks like you have a decision to make. It's him or me...I await your decision.

PS: No matter what he tells you about me, I did NOT mean to run over his cat." - Spin

212. "Thank you for subscribing. You will need to get a bow tie right away, we have a very stringent dress code here." - @Calliopeva

213. "Thank you for subscribing. I am happy to now be your overlord. Did I say overlord? I meant 'protector' of course." - @Calliopeva

214. "Thank you for...MESSAGE REDACTED" - @Calliopeva & edited by Spin

215. "Thank you for subscribing. The first 10,000 viewers to my next U-Stream show get a free bobblehead of ME." - Spin

216. "Thanks for subscribing. Please don't hang over the fences & don't feed the trolls." - Spin

217. "Thanks for subscribing. To reach Gold Level Membership to my channel you must go to Kina Grannis's channel & request that she cover "Today's The Day" by Inverse T. Clown." - Spin

218. "OH MY GOSH I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU SUBBED ME! Thanks for subscribing." - Spin

219. "Thank you for subscribing. Wanna join me for a nap?" - @dr_lindyke

220. "Thanks for subscribing, but no matter how many PM's you send me I will not wear a thong & dance to "Bust A Move" in my next video. Please stop asking." - Spin

Monday, June 20, 2011


181. "Thank you for subscribing. Any chance you speak Latin or Sandskrit? (You'd really be helping me out if you did...)" - Edric Haleen

182. "Thank you for subscribing. As far as subscribers go, you seem a little taller than most..." - Edric Haleen

183. "Thank you for subscribing. I appreciate you showing your support, what's that on your profile picture? You might wanna have that looked at..." - Edric Haleen

184. "Thank you for subscribing. The peasants are rejoicing at your arrival!" - Edric Haleen

185. "I was reading your profile, and hate is such a strong word (he hates the government). You should only use it when talking about things that are really evil. For instance you could use it when referring to Michigan...or maybe Fred." - Spin

186. "So...I can't seem to find my channel mentioned in your box... I will assume you just forgot to add it...thanks for subscribing." - Spin

187. "Thank you for subscribing. Now the government will have ANOTHER red herring to follow when they come looking for me!" - Edric Haleen

188. "Thank you for subscribing. That and a buck will get you a cup of coffee... but not at Starbucks." - @dr_lindyke

189. "Thank you for subscribing. Unfortunately, we're out of tote bags at the moment. Sorry." - Edric Haleen

190. "Thank you for subscribing. Your subscription comes with your choice of bath towels or key chain. Please indicate your preference." - @dr_lindyke

191. "Thank you for subscribing. I will rearrange my travel schedule so that I can stop by your place and collect your oath of fealty. (This will probably occur sometime middle of next week. I'll let you know when my travel plans are firmer...)" - Edric Haleen

192. "OMG! Is that really you, Susan? I can't believe we haven't talked since high school! How did you happen to find me on the Internet? (Are you still dating Chris?) Thanks for subscribing btw." - Edric Haleen

- YouTube Response: Ehm, I think you have the wrong person, I'm just a random fan that subbed to you from zack's videos.

PS: I'm not a female...

PPS: I'm not dating Chris.

- My Response: Still pretending to be better than everyone else I see. You've been that way ever since you were elected homecoming queen. I was really hoping you would have grown out of that, but I guess it takes some people longer to grow up than others. (Chris was cheating on you btw)

193. "Thank you for subscribing - but we don't really care." - @ethanjivey

194. "Thank you for you can leave." - @ethanjivey

195. "Thank you for subscribing. Gee You're swell!" - @Calliopeva

196. "Thank you for subscribing. I hope you're drunk enough to handle it." - @ethanjivey

197. "Thanks for subscribing. Your subscription has just extended my lifespan a tiny bit. Each one gives me 1/10 of a second. In retrospect, I probably should make better use of that time than writing these thank you comments." - @NinjaMarion

198. "Thank you for subscribing. I can see from your profile pic that you've grown quite a bit since that photo on your mom's nightstand was taken." - @psychobman

199. "I was going to subscribe to you, but then I saw that you subscribed to ME. I really hate people who sub for a sub, and I don't want to be a I won't be subscribing now. Anyways, thanks for the sub." - Spin

200. "I do the trollin' around here buck-o! If you want to subscribe to me then you're going to have to change your username (JUSTTR0LLIN). Thanks for the sub, but I'll be checking back later to see if you've changed your name." - @ethanjivey major edits by Spin

Saturday, June 18, 2011


161. "Thank you for subscribing. We're glad you're here -- we only ask that you keep the noise down after 9:00 in the evening. (We have a lot of small children and senior citizens here, and they get cranky if it's too loud...)" - Edric Haleen

162. "Thank you for subscribing. Paper or plastic?" - @Calliopeva

163. "Congratulations! You've successfully subscribed to my channel! (I bet you're proud of yourself, aren't you?)" - Edric Haleen

164. "Thank you for subscribing. Honestly -- did you ever think the two of us would live to see this day?" - Edric Haleen

165. "Thanks for subscribing! Although -- to be perfectly honest -- while I'm thrilled to able to add you to my legions of followers, you should know that there's a limit to my appreciation. (Case in point? I farmed out the writing of this "thank you post" to a guy I know in Michigan...)" - Edric Haleen

166. "Thank you for subscribing. You want fries with that?" - Edric Haleen

167. "Thank you for subscribing. Based on your Personality Profile and your list of Traits of Attraction, we think that you'd be a good match for "killerduck541." Please click the "Match Me!" button to pursue this possibility further..." - Edric Haleen

168. "Thank you for subscribing. Please look for a welcoming announcement in your local paper later this week." - Edric Haleen

169. "Thank you for subscribing, but the candy's in my van." - @SammyKablam

- YouTube Response: "Where's your van, Candyman?"

- My Response: "Currently it's in the police impound lot."

- YouTube Response: "Now that is unfortunate."

170. "Thank you for subscribing, but I had something a little more personal in mind." - @dr_lindyke

171. "Thank you for subscribing. I like cheese. Yes that was a random sentence. It also was true." - @BoffoYuxDudes

172. "Thank you for subscribing. Just a few million more subs and I'll finally be able to launch my Master Plan! (You don't happen to have any OTHER friends who might be interested in subscribing, do you?)" - Edric Haleen

173. "Thank you for subscribing. (This is my "jump the shark" moment, isn't it?)" - Edric Haleen

174. "Thank you for subscribing. With a celebrity endorsement like yours, there's no telling HOW far I can go now!" - Edric Haleen

175. "Thank you for subscribing. The world just seems a little happier now that I know that you've indentured yourself to me..." - Edric Haleen

176. "Thank you for subscribing. Now -- do you want to quit now and KEEP your subscription, or would you like to try for what's behind curtain number three?" - Edric Haleen

177. "Thank you for finally subscribing. We've been expecting you for a while now..." - Edric Haleen

- YouTube Response: Dear Spin,
You posted a comment on my profile saying: Thank you for finally subscribing. We've been expecting you for a while now...

Me specifically? Or are you just saying that? I am not very popular at all, so that is why I am asking... (Or am I just recognized by Zack because I post a lot of comments and send a lot of messages to him!)

Either way, you are really cool, and I am glad I found you on Zack's Minecraft videos.

178. "Thank you for subscribing. Turning yourself in voluntarily saves our department a great deal of time, money, and resources. You did the right thing." - Edric Haleen

- YouTube Response: Haha , Thanks mate ,
Your video's are verry cool !
Make alot more !
May place a comment at my video ?

(Place a comment on his channel, and now he expects comments on his videos? You just can't please some people.)

179. "Thank you for finally getting around to subscribing. (Was that REALLY that hard?!?)" - Edric Haleen

180. "Thank you for subscribing. It's been three days since someone subscribed, and it's been a bit depressing just hitting the refresh button again and again and again with nothing to show for it..." - Edric Haleen

BONUS TWITTER RESPONSE: "if i unsubscribe...and then i sub back...will you write another funny coment on my channel? because i loled with the first one"

Saturday, June 11, 2011


141. "Thank you for subscribing. You may have just won a free iPad!" - Edric Haleen

142. "Thank you for subscribing. Now what? You just gonna sit there and take up space? Or are you going to entertain me already?" - Edric Haleen

143. "Thank you for subscribing. Please tune your radio to AM 1240 for further instructions..." - Edric Haleen

144. "Thank you for subscribing. But if you're from Michigan you can just unsubscribe yourself right now. :p" - Edric Haleen (edited by Spin)
- YouTube Response: I was looking through my channel comments the other day and I saw that you commented on my channel. What do you mean by "If you're from Michigan, you can just unsubscribe yourself right now"? What's wrong with being from Michigan? :D

145. "Thank you for subscribing. Should a rash develop, see a doctor and burn all of your bedding and underwear." - @Calliopeva

146. "Thank you for subscribing. Remember, your frequent subscriber miles can earn you valuable discounts." - @dr_lindyke

147. "Thank you for subscribing. But for the safety of everyone here, please don't leave comments on my channel until the results of your STD test are back. (And negative.)" - Edric Haleen

148. "Thank you for subscribing. It's people like you who will someday change the world. Or at least fill it with server farms." - Edric Haleen

149. "Tell the douche who commented last week to leave the funny comments to me. BTW Thanks for subscribing." - Spin (this is odd since I have others creating most of my comments now)
In Response To: "Can I borrow a sock?" - Some random YouTubers channel comment

150. "Thanks for subscribing. Not many people would do that for me. Now I'm your pal for life. Do you have a spare bedroom?" - @BoffoYuxDudes

151. "Thank you for subscribing. Due to an evil curse that was placed upon my channel, you must get 5 more subscribers for me in the next 7 days of something horrific will happen to you." - @Calliopeva (edited by Spin)

152. "Thank you for subscribing. Now you have to dance on one foot and shout 'I'm a Pretty Bird' to all who pass by, then post it on YT. I'll wait." - @BoffoYuxDudes

153. "Thank you for subscribing. Remember, you must present your card at the desk to check out a video." - @dr_lindyke

154. "Thank you for subscribing. (If you were more important you me, I'd think of something witty to say here. But you're not, really, so suffice it to say -- thanks. Just . . . thanks.)" - Edric Haleen

155. "Thank you for subscribing. You're just in time for our bi-yearly Internet streaming of Theodore Rex, starring Whoopi Goldberg. Best. Movie. EVER!!! (Tune in tonight at 9:37 EDT...)" - Edric Haleen

156. "Thank you for subscribing. You can't know just how much I was looking forward to having to leave another thank you note in someone's channel comments..." - Edric Haleen

157. "Thank you for subscribing. (You seem a lot nicer than the LAST person who subscribed!)" - Edric Haleen

158. "Thank you for subscribing! You've been automatically placed into a drawing for a Jelly of The Month Club exclusive 2.5 year membership! Check the @Spintown twitter feed every 14 minutes, to see if you've won!" - Edric's Girlfriend (edited by Spin)

159. "Thank you for subscribing. You're responsible for buying the first round of drinks." - Edric Haleen

160. "Thank you for subscribing. You've seen my videos, but have you seen my car keys? #lost" - @dr_lindyke

Wednesday, June 1, 2011


121. "Thank you for subscribing. Do you care what the theme is for your ticker-tape parade? (You're free this Sunday, right?)" - Edric Haleen

122. "Thank you for subscribing. We're just in the process of redoing the daycare co-op schedule -- do you want Wednesday mornings or Friday afternoons?" - Edric Haleen

123. "Thank you for subscribing. You've now been added to 100 select mailing lists at no additional fee." - @dr_lindyke

124. "Thanks for subscribing. However, if you unsubscribe, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine." - @brennemania

125. "Of all the people who have subscribed to me, you are one of them." - @BoffoYuxDudes

126. "Thank you for subscribing. No refunds." - Spin

127. "Joined last week? I fear you're just a spammer, but thanks for the sub." - Spin
- YouTube Response: "I'm not a spammer!"
- Spin's Response: "The only way to prove you're not a spammer is to grant me 3 wishes.
1. I wish for good looks.
2. I wish the Cincinnati Bengals didn't suck.
3. I wish for a new car.
WOAH! Wait a only granted the first wish? I said you had to grant all 3 to prove yourself. I knew you were a spammer."

128. "Thank you for subscribing. I bet you have the best smelling breath of all my subscribers." - Spin

129. "Thank you for subscribing. HOLY SHIT WHAT IS THAT BEHIND YOU?!" - @travisnorris

130. "Thank you for subscribing. You will receive your membership packet within 4-6 business days. Please make sure you fill out everything completely and accurately. We must receive this information from you before you can begin receiving subscriber benefits." - Edric Haleen

131. "THANKS FOR SUBSCRIBING!! Keep that extra exclamation mark...I've got plenty." - Spin

132. "Thank you for subscribing. However, I am sad to inform you that you missed the cutoff for our special promotional offer. Had you subscribed just fifteen minutes sooner, you could have also received -- at no additional cost to you -- a retractable plant hanger and a gallon of OxyClean. (Please rest assured, though, that I will keep you informed of any future offers and incentives . . .)" - Edric Haleen

133. "Thank you for subscribing, but I have to point out that you neglected to sign the waiver. We must have this documentation on file if you're going to continue your subscription..." - Edric Haleen

134. "Thank you for subscribing. Dammit, the dog is trying to usurp our economy again. Bacon is not legal tender. GO LIE DOWN!" - @BoffoYuxDudes

135. "Thank you for subscribing. Your check's in the mail." - @dr_lindyke

136. "Thank you for subscribing. You're the first person to subscribe since the quarantine was lifted! (We're all REALLY GLAD to see someone new -- we've been cloistered here for quite some time now . . .)" - Edric Haleen

137. "Thank you for subscribing. The FBI appreciates the fact that you voluntarily provide links between yourself and others on the Internet -- it makes their job MUCH easier when they're surveilling "persons-of-interest"..." - Edric Haleen

138. "Thank you for subscribing. Look around my channel all you want, but be careful & don't touch anything. You break it, you bought it." - Spin

139. "Thank you for subscribing. I haven't been this excited since -- oh, I don't know -- the last time I blinked? The last time I took a breath? No -- I got it. I haven't been this excited since the last time my eyes focused on whatever object I was looking at at the time. That's how exciting this is. (And you should feel special.)" - Edric Haleen

140. "Thank you for subscribing. All subscribers over 6 foot tall have to sit in the back." - @Calliopeva

Sometimes I'll get a response, and I don't remember what message it's from...

"Hahahahahahahahaahahahahahah dude your the one that inspired me 2 play minecraft I made my player and all that but seriously you need to be on zackscott more!"

"omg! thanks for thanking me for subscribing to you! i cant believe someone like yourself, who plays on zacks server actually commented on my channel! T^T thank you SOO much! your one of my favorites on zacks server! thank you Mr. Spintown Sir! i am in you deabt! T^T you made me so happy! thank you!!"

Thursday, May 26, 2011


101. "Great -- ANOTHER damn subscriber. Well -- thanks, I guess -- and welcome. Just don't leave a mess when you visit, okay?" - Edric Haleen

102. "Thanks so much for subscribing. Really. It's not like I had anything better to do than to shuffle everything around to make room for you..." - Edric Haleen

103. "Thank you for subscribing. Your family will be returned to you safe and unharmed." - @brennemania

104. "Thank you for subscribing. I'll make you a deal. If you translate your entire YouTube channel into Russian, I'll sub you, too!!!" - Edric Haleen

105. "Thank you for subscribing. I have now reached my subscriber goal for this channel, and I am shutting it down." - @dr_lindyke

106. "Thank you for subscribing. I guess this means I have to return your patio furniture now." - @Graham_EmpGum

107. "Thank you for subscribing. I now have one more person in my clique than I had before. I also got to use a SAT word in a sentence!" - @BoffoYuxDudes

108. "Thank you for subscribing. Please know that the mini-bar's not free, but go ahead and help yourself to whatever you'd like..." - Edric Haleen

109. "Thank you for subscribing. Ever since I was a little boy, I've dreamed of this day." - Edric Haleen

110. "Thank you for subscribing. !yad sdrawkcab ot emoclew dnA" - @dr_lindyke

111. "Thank you for subscribing. Your credit card will be billed in three easy installments of $55.95." - @NinjaMarion

112. "Thanks for subscribing. Please remove your shoes before entering my channel." - @hamisgood

113. "Thank you for subscribing. The next show starts in 10 minutes." - @dr_lindyke

114. "Thank you for subscribing. (Nobody else wanted me to let you join, but they're not the boss of me . . .)" - Edric Haleen

115. "Thank you for subscribing. You don't happen to have any kids who need a gym teacher, do you?" - Edric Haleen

116. "Thank you for subscribing. This is the highlight of your day. (Just thought you should know . . .)" - Edric Haleen

117. "Thanks for subscribing, and welcome to the family...son. Now, go clean your room." - @dr_lindyke

118. "Thank you for subscribing. If you take the time to leave a comment for each of my posted videos, you'll achieve Platinum Membership Status! (But hurry -- this offer expires in 72 hours . . .)" - Edric Haleen

119. "Thank you for subscribing. You're performing a valuable public service. Your country thanks you." - Edric Haleen

120. "Thank you for subscribing. This was the first of several post-hypnotic suggestions implanted in my videos. The rest are a surprise." - @dr_lindyke

Sunday, May 22, 2011


81. "Thank you for subscribing. You won't regret this much." - Edric Haleen

82. "Thank you for subscribing. It's people like you who make the Internet such a special place. Really. I mean that. I'm not being facetious at all. That was really special what you did. There should be more people like you. EVERYONE should be like you. What a great place this world would be if they were. (Why do you keep looking at me like that? I'm being totally serious here! You represent the very best that the Internet has to offer. No I'm NOT being sarcastic! I REALLY MEAN IT!!!)" - Edric Haleen

83. "Thanks for subscribing. I'm in awe. Actually, I'm in Ohio, but close enough." - @BoffoYuxDudes

84. "Thanks for the sub. While 6 inches is less than adequate, it's the thought that counts." - @BoffoYuxDudes

85. "Thanks for subscribing. Not quite as cool as superscribing, but you have a goal now." - @BoffoYuxDudes

86. "Thank you for subscribing. (For an extra ten dollars, I won't spam your channel...)" - Edric Haleen

87. "Thank you for subscribing. Some day, historians will look back at the forming of this alliance and recognize it as one of the twenty most pivotal moments in modern human history." - Edric Haleen

88. "Thank you for subscribing. Once we receive your membership fee, we will send you your welcome kit and your official roll of Spintown toilet paper." - Edric Haleen

89. "Thank you for subscribing. Government officials will be arriving shortly to facilitate your reassignment to Spintown Personnel Improvement Facility (SPIF) #6. Please cooperate fully and do not resist..." - Edric Haleen

90. "Thank you for subscribing. Time will tell whether this was a wise move on your part or not..." - Edric Haleen

91. "Thank you for subscribing. Please use your super-secret decoder ring to unlock the bonus features of my channel." - Edric Haleen

92. "Thank you for subscribing. Now all your base are belong to us." - Edric Haleen

93. "Thank you for subscribing. I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?" - Edric Haleen

94. "Thank you for subscribing. Unfortunately, we're running a little behind here -- we're still trying to organize the welcome party for the LAST person who subscribed. (Any chance you can bring a quart of potato salad?)" - Edric Haleen

95. "Thanks for the sub. It's roomy and has a Jules Verne feel to it. Let's see if this thing can get to 20,000 leagues!" - @BoffoYuxDudes

96. "Oh. You subscribed to me. We just barely met, this is all happening so fast. I don't know if my parents will approve. Thanks though." - @brennemania

97. "Thank you for subscribing. I can finally get on with my life." - Edric Haleen

98. "Thank you for subscribing. I had almost run out of victims..." - Edric Haleen

99. "Thank you for subscribing. When the uprising comes, I can count on your loyalty, right?" - Edric Haleen

100. "Thank you for subscribing. I'm putting you in charge of the "Word-A-Day" feature on the Spintown channel. (Check with @Chelsea_Delaney for the words that have already been used -- we're not big on duplicate entries...)" - Edric Haleen

Friday, May 20, 2011


61. "Thank you for subscribing. Please quietly take your place in line and don't disturb the other subscribers." - Edric Haleen

62. "Thank you for subscribing. (Did you lose a bet?)" - Edric Haleen

63. "Thank you for subscribing -- I appreciate it. On another note: I have a tunafish sandwich -- you wanna trade?" - Edric Haleen

64. "Fuck off! You didn't just sub my channel did you? Thanks for the subscription." - Spin
- Was in response to this tweet: "Ireland - The only place where 'Fuck Off' Means 'Are You Serious'?"
- Twitter Response: "Hey Man, no thanks needed for the sub ! i love your videos :) thanks for the funny comment :D You Hero !"

65. "Thanks for subscribing, but I think you stole my rubber chicken. Give it back or I will call the authorities." - Spin (user had a rubber chicken in a video they uploaded)

66. "Thanks for the subscription, I promise you'll get your moneys worth." - Spin

67. "Thanks for subscribing (name)! (channel name) is an awesome name for a channel, and your (subject) videos are great!" - Spin

68. "Thank you for subscribing. (What the hell took you so long?)" - Edric Haleen

69. "Thank you for subscribing. Your vote has been counted. We have no more use for you. Have a nice day." - Edric Haleen

70. "Thank you for subscribing. Please rest assured that no less than two different independent agencies have deemed my channel's radioactivity levels safe for normal use." - Edric Haleen

71. "Thank you for subscribing. To complete the subscription process, please register a copy of the long form of your birth certificate with my secretary." - Edric Haleen

72. "Thank you for subscribing. If you've got any hot friends, could you introduce me? (Oh -- wait. If you're following ME, you probably aren't the kind of person who's going to have hot friends. Never mind . . .)" - Edric Haleen

73. "Thanks for...WTF! I'm not in your "Other Channels" module!? I'm glad I didn't finsh that thank you..." - Spin (user then added me to the module)

74. "Thank you for subscribing. If you see a large silverfish, please don't squash it or kill it -- he's our channel's mascot. It got loose a couple of days ago, and I'm starting to get worried -- it's not like him to be gone for this long..." - Edric Haleen

75. "Thank you for subscribing. Don't forget to visit the gift shop on your way out..." - Edric Haleen

76. "Thank you for subscribing! I'm thinking of starting a club of all my subscribers. Or is that starting to club all of them? I forget which. I bet you're in for a surprise either way." - @BoffoYuxDudes

77. "Thank you for subscribing. Now I feel obligated to do something. Turn around. I don't want you looking." - @BoffoYuxDudes

78. "Thank you for subscribing. Save me a place in line, okay?" - Edric Haleen

79. "There. You got what you wanted. You happy now? You're on my subscriber list. Now LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!" - Edric Haleen
- YouTube Response: "I'm sorry if i wronged you I don't know what I have done to wrong you but I am sorry"

80. "Thank you for subscribing. I'm putting you in as a 14th-seed in the "Minecraft" bracket. Your first match is this Saturday against #3 seed Zack Scott. Good luck!" - Edric Haleen
- YouTube Response: "Do I need to have Minecraft in order to be in the brackett? Message me back with the answer."
- Edric's Response: "If you even have to ask the question, I'm pretty sure that Zack Scott will be advancing to the next round to face either #5 "ldshadowlady" or #12 "Brocknoid"..."

Thursday, May 19, 2011


41. "Thanks for subscribing. I will never forget this moment." - Spin

42. "Thanks for subscribing, but I don't know if I'm ready for this level of commitment." - Spin

43. "I question your judgment, but I thank you for your subscription." - Edric Haleen

44. "Thank you for subscribing. Please do not be concerned if you experience a radical increase in the amount of spam e-mails you receive. You knew what you were in for when you agreed to subscribe..." - Edric Haleen


46. "Thank you for subscribing. Any chance you could come over and do my laundry next?" - Edric Haleen

47. "Thank you for subscribing. Your football phone should arrive in 6-8 weeks." - @NinjaMarion

48. "Thank you for subscribing, but please stop messing with the thermostat when you visit -- I have it set just the way I want it." - Edric Haleen

49. "Thanks for the sub. I love you. Literally. Drop me your street address so I can show you what a creeper really is." - @BoffoYuxDudes

50. "Thank you for subscribing. How did you find out about my channel? (Check all that apply.)

[ ] Web search.
[ ] Referral from friend.
[ ] Promotional flyer stuck in my door.
[ ] Leaflet letter-bombed from airplane.
[ ] Spam.
[ ] Dumb luck.
[ ] Sometimes bad things just happen for no good reason at all." - Edric Haleen

51. "Thank you for subscribing. I'm sure that being my 1,090th subscriber is very rewarding for you." - Edric Haleen

52. "Thank you for subscribing. I know it's a little crowded in here right now, but if you can find space to squeeze yourself in between all the bots and the trolls, I think you'll have a good time!" - Edric Haleen

53. "Thank you for subscribing. By subscribing, you have earned five "Spin-bucks." These "Spin-bucks" have already been deposited in your account. If you refer a friend to become a subscriber, both of you can earn another five "Spin-bucks." And every time you "like" or link to one of my YouTube videos, you can earn even more "Spin-bucks." Once you have accumulated seven million "Spin-bucks," I'll send you an autographed paper clip! (Standard-sized paper clips only. Shipping and handling costs on jumbo paper clips are prohibitively expensive . . .)" - Edric Haleen

54. "Of all my subscribers, you're my favorite! (And for $20, I promise I WON'T say that to the NEXT person who subscribes...)" - Edric Haleen

55. "Congratulations! We are please to inform you that your subscription request has been approved. You were part of a very competitive field of applicants, but your qualifications put you head-and-shoulders above the rest. You may report for the first day of your apprenticeship training at 8:00 a.m. EDT next Monday (May 16) in front of the main entrance to Spintown Towers in downtown Cincinnati, Ohio. (Please remember to bring a No. 2 pencil and 200 college-ruled index cards when you come.) We're very excited to have you as part of our team!" - Edric Haleen

56. "Thank you for subscribing. I knew that SOMEBODY would follow that trail of Reese's Pieces..." - Edric Haleen

57. "I long for the day I am good enough to be in your "Other Channels" module. Thanks for subscribing!" - Spin

58. "I was going to thank you for subscribing, but then I saw you recently subbed Willow Smith. So that pretty much means you'll sub anyone." - Spin

59. "It's too bad your parents spelled your name wrong on your birth certificate. But thanks for subscribing Mallary!" - Spin

60. "Thank you for subscribing. As is the tradition, we must now duel to the death. As you're the one who subscribed, I get to choose the weapons -- and I choose marshmallow Peeps at 20 paces. I'll see you in the parking lot behind the Speedway at noon..." - Edric Haleen

Wednesday, May 18, 2011


21. "Thanks for subscribing. Just so you know, everytime someone unsubscribes I kick a puppy." - Spin

22. "Everytime someone subscribes, I write their name on the prison wall. I'll put you somewhere special!" - @Graham_EmpGum

23. "Thanks for subscribing! Sometimes I think we should run off together and start a family." - @Graham_EmpGum

24. "Thanks for the sub, you have just won subscriber of the month! I'll hang your picture over my computer all month." - Spin

25. "I broke all 10 fingers yesterday, but your subscribing to my channel meant so much to me that I still had to type a thank you message." - Spin

26. "Thanks for subscribing. This is even more exciting than that free trial of Viagra someone e-mailed me about." - Spin

27. "Why is everything on this page typed in gibberish? Oh, and thanks for subscribing." - Spin (it was Portugese)

28. "I have to go call everyone I know to let them know how happy I am that you subbed. Thanks." - Spin

29. "Thank you for subscribing! Now I need to ask you something. Do you know Kevin Bacon? (I'm trying to lower my Bacon number...)" - Edric Haleen

30. "Thank you for subscribing. A credit in the amount of $0.13 will appear on your credit card within 30 business days." - Edric Haleen

31. "I am so happy you subscribed to my channel! Mom always TOLD me that someday I'd have a friend!" - Edric Haleen

32. "Thanks for subbing, but I would feel even more special if I was the ONLY person you subscribed to. I'll check back next week to see if you unsubbed the 496 other people not as important as me." - Spin

33. "Thanks for subscribing! Does this mean I'm winning?" - Edric Haleen

34. "Thank you for subscribing. Remember not to leave without getting your hand stamped, or you will not be let back in." - Edric Haleen

35. Thanks for the sub! Now you're a part of the Spintown army! Conscripted, of course. (That means we don't have to pay you) - @BoffoYuxDudes

36. "Thanks for the sub! Actually you should thank me for allowing you to join. Beware, I'm a little humble around the edges." - @BoffoYuxDudes

37. "Thank you for subscribing. Now try subscribing to me on CHALLENGE MODE!" - @brennemania

38. "Thanks for the sub. Want to watch me put the periscope up? Pervert." - @BoffoYuxDudes

39. "Thank you for subscribing. To show you my appreciation, I will grant you three wishes. (But no wishing for more wishes. And no wishing for anything bad to happen to someone else -- that's not nice. And I can't make someone fall in love with you. And I'm kind of tapped out at the moment, so don't wish for anything too expensive. And nothing too heavy, 'cause shipping charges are RIDICULOUS right now, what with the price of gas and all. Oh -- and nothing alive... Y'know what? Screw it. No wishes -- just my thanks. Thank you. You rock. Again -- no wishes. Just so we're clear. Just thanks.)" - Edric Haleen

40. "Thank you for subscribing. A contribution to the Detroit Relief Fund has been made in your name." - Edric Haleen (edited by Spin)


1. "Thanks for subscribing, it makes me feel pretty." - Spin

2. "Thanks for subscribing. Spintown subscribers live 7 years longer than the average human." - Spin

3. "Thanks for subscribing. I'll be uploading new poledancing videos just as soon as I get this new pole installed." - Spin

4. "Thanks for subscribing, I knew my good looks would get me far on the internet." - Spin

5. "Thanks for subscribing, does this channel make my ass look big?" - Spin

6. "Thanks for subscibing, I have an EPIC video planned for the summer of 2027." - Spin

7. "Thanks for the sub. Now, Zack Scott Says stand on your head..." - Spin

8. "OMG! I can't believe you're 28, I USED TO BE 28! We have so much in common, thanks for subscribing." - Spin

9. "I appreciate your subscription to my internet TV set. If you like the programming milk trumpet brown wallpaper." - Spin

10. "Thanks for subscribing. For every video you watch I'll donate $1 to my personal piggy bank in your honor." - Spin

11. "Thanks for subscribing to me on YouTube! But the cool kids follow me on Twitter as well." - Spin (sent via Twitter)

12. "Thanks for subscribing. I'm so happy I could shit rainbows." - Spin

13. "Thanks for subscribing. Keep your expectations low, and well get along fine." - Spin

14. "Thanks for the sub, I knew all those terrible things people were saying about you weren't true." - Spin

15. "Thanks for the sub. In return, I'll grant you 3 wishes if you can reply to this in the next 2 seconds..." - Spin

16. "Thanks for subscribing, but real fans just send lots of cash." - Spin

17. "You joined YouTube on April 13th? Wow, it didn't take you long to find the cream of the crop. Thanks for subscribing." - Spin

18. "I once saved a baby from a house fire. You subscribed my channel. You are totally more awesome than me. Thanks for subscribing."

19. "I came here to thank you for subscribing Kamil. But now that I'm here you should know autoplay on the channel page is annoying." - Spin

20. "9 832624 27952 1345 23 354 6 2332 62 333 Thanks for subscribing, I left you a special message written in code." - Spin