481-500

481. "It's too bad your mom wasn't married when she had you. Thanks for subscribing." - Spin (username: FlashbastardDX)

482. "Thanks for subscribing. You should favorite all my videos, then give them all a thumbs up, and if you have time you should tweet them to all your friends, and facebooking them probably wouldn't hurt either. I guess you should share them on Google+, and of course comment on everything. If I think of anything else, I'll let you know. That should be enough to keep you busy for awhile." - Spin

483. "Thanks for subscribing. Now introduce me to the lovely lady who commented before I did." - Spin (there was a hot chick who turned out to be a musician who posted below me...I'm now stalking her)

484. "You & I could make beautiful music together. Assuming you're a talented musician...and of course I'd have to learn to play an instrument...or carry a tune. Ok...so maybe we couldn't make beautiful music, but thanks for subscribing Brittney." - Spin

485. "Why hello there pretty lady. I came here to thank you for subscribing, but now I don't want to leave. I'm printing out your profile picture now so I can put it in a tiny locket & wear it around my neck every day.

Ok...maybe I'm not, but thanks for subscribing." - Spin

486. "Thanks for subscribing. I'll never forgive you for this." - Spin

487. "Thanks for subscribing. My dream has come true." - Spin

488. "A gaming channel with NO gaming videos. A GREAT IDEA! Why didn't I think of that. Thanks for subscribing." - Spin

489. "Thanks for subscribing. The Irate Gamer is better than the Angry Videogame Nerd." - Spin (he was a AVN fan)

490. "Thanks for subscribing Jordan. I would thank Taylor as well...but I only thank 1 person per subscription." - Spin (channel belonged to 2 people named Taylor & Jordan)

491. "Thanks for subscribing & posting your e-mail. Now I can sell it to spammers." - Spin

492. "Thanks for subscribing, but I never wanted kids of my own." - Spin

493. "Thanks for subscribing. I'll take 1 large with extra cheese & 2 orders of breadsticks." - Spin (username: TMNTPIZZA)

494. "Thanks for subscribing. What a coincidence 6,243 is the number of thank you messages I think I've written today." - Spin (username: dude6243)

495. "It's important to learn from your mistakes so they don't happen again. Which reminds me, thanks for subscribing." - Spin

496. "Thanks for subscribing. I'm not impressed with your programming." - Spin (username: AlexTV)

497. "Thanks for subscribing. You are now more special than most YouTubers...but just a little." - Spin

498. "I just popped your channel's cherry with this comment. Thanks for subscribing." - Spin

499. "Thanks for subscribing. If I made a list of my favorite subscribers, you would rank in the top 2,200. No question about it." - Spin

500. "Thanks for subscribing. You should put the channel comment module up at the very top of your page. After all, this comment is the only thing worth looking at." - Spin